he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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