No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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