Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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