and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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