3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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