Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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