handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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