What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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