Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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