the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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