Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
This baby is an asshole
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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