You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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