Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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