no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize