And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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