Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Are we still banned from the library?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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