To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
