Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
