I don't think brook has ever known best
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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