Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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