i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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