I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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