she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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