im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Rumble strips road head = magical
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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