no you cant smoke seaweed
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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