: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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