I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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