So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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