She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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