He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I made him laugh his dick is mine
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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