Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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