I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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