He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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