Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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