The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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