Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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