I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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