if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Randomize
