I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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