We're facebook friends in real life
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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