The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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