You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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