The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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