i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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