PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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