He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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