I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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