oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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