can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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