Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
