fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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