i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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