my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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