Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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